The Illustrated Penguin Joke Anthology

The Penguin Joke: Indecisive Q: How does an indecisive Penguin make a decision?A: Flipper coin.

The Penguin Joke: Black and White Q: What’s black and white, black and white, black and white, and black and

The Penguin Joke: Great Britain Q: Why do you never see Penguins in Great Britain? A: Because Penguins are afraid

The Penguin Joke: Flying Q: Why can’t Penguins fly?A: Because they can’t afford the plane tickets.

The Penguin Joke: Marshmallows Q: Why do Penguins sit on Marshmallows?A: To keep from falling into the Hot Chocolate.

The Penguin Joke: Crossing the Road Q: Why did the Penguin cross the road?A: To go with the Floe. Thanks

The Penguin Joke: Stealing an Octopus Q: What do you call a Penguin who steals an Octopus?A: Squidnapper.

The Penguin Joke: Black and White and Round and Round Q: What’s black and white and goes round and round?A:

The Penguin Joke: Penguin and Whale Q: What do you get when you put a Penguin with a Killer Whale?A: