The Penguin Joke: Two Penguins on an Iceberg
Two Penguins are sitting on an iceberg.
The iceberg splits in two trapping one penguin on each side.
As the penguins drift apart from one another, one penguin shouts, “GOODBYE!”
The other penguin responds, “CHOCOLATE MILK!”
This is the one that started it all, the Pièce de résistance, the Crème de la Crème of penguin jokes, at least in the opinion of Two Penguins, One Iceberg. Another in the long line of non-sequitur, anti-comedy unjokes, the “Two Penguins on an Iceberg — Goodbye. Chocolate Milk!” vehicle traces it’s roots to the humble beginnings of “Two Penguins in a Bathtub — No Soap. Radio!“